Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
That made me laugh..
Have you ever seen something strange, like a scar on someone. And wondered how they got it?
I was at the dentist's today getting my teeth cleaned, when the nurse turned around to write down some stuff on my folder thing I noticed a scar on her wrist. It was shape like this ")" and it was side ways. Not straight across like she cut herself. Almost like....a bite mark. I was so surprised I stared a little. I started wondering if someone had bitten her while she was pulling a tooth. or if it was from a dog or something. I was so into my thoughts, when she asked me to open my mouth I was so shocked I screamed. Out of know where. One loud shriek. She looked at me like I was insane. Yeah.